Awesome cubed

Two weeks ago Vida broke an arm off my glasses. Sa wheat.
They were 7years old anyway (I broke my newer ones like two years ago), so I wore them around the house as opera glasses, you know, just the one arm.

Last week she broke the other arm off. Li-zame.
I went to the optometrist this week, and turns out I've got some funky corneal mishap happening so I'm not supposed to wear my contacts until it heals (like a very long month). They did not have any of my lenses in stock to make new glasses, and Vida was being possessed by seven demons as I shopped for new glasses, so I had to leave sans new eyewear.

What did I do, you ask?

I went home and hot glue gunned those puppies back together. Yup, been wearing them out in public for three days now. I even taught a yoga class in them. Wicked.